Life’s Perfect Balance:
The Teeter-Totter
Caitlyn Johnson, Editor-In-Chief
Sometimes I think about what life would be like if I could be a kid again. I would be able to play in the park on one of my favorite toys, the teeter-totter. I loved the exhilarating feeling of going up and down and up and down, and the challenge of trying to keep it level. Back then it was a just game to maintain balance and feel the wind in my hair. Now, as an adult, I feel like I am back on a teeter-totter, going up and down with the demands of daily life, and trying to find that ideal balance.
I know; good luck…

Beauty Unmasked
The lights go off and so does the hair. As evening turns into night, the woman you believed you were taking out suddenly starts taking off the layers of her masks. Yes, masks, both literal and figurative.
It begins by her smiling at you as she strings her fingers through her hair to pull out the hidden “Bump It” product she tucked away for that extra lift.
Next, as she slowly unbuttons her top, you notice the chest you had “innocently” admired earlier at dinner. Turns out it is the product of a water bra, once again, designed for that extra lift. “Hmm,” you think to yourself, “that’s odd.” Just when you think she is done with the undoing, a false eyelash flutters to the floor. She slips into the bathroom to “make herself more comfortable.” While you wait for her to come to bed, time goes by and, before you know it, you fall asleep…
Person on Campus
How do you celebrate Halloween?
Gettin the truck with the dirt bike and drivin to Pismo. Gonna ride the dunes all day, then party as a dictator in SLO that night with a potato on my belt that says “Dick Tater.”
~Bob Dirado, Business
Super Senior
Going to Chico to vist old high school friends.
~Kelsey Spyrka
Psychology Junior
Going down to Santa Barbara to party at the frat houses.
~Emily Weber,
Kiniesiology Freshman

Probably go to the bar and drink.
~ Eric Wong,
Accounting Senior
After work til 12 a.m. going downtown S.C as Darth Vader, I love those red light sabers.
~ Josh Williams,
Accounting Senior
